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im just an asshole with feelings




So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.

My heart just broke

The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN


Honestly, sometimes I feel it would be better if I never had a tumblr,

If i wasnt aware every time something shitty happened. And I lived in a peaceful world, where maybe I heard about some “rioting” happening in Ferguson and not pay a second glance to it.

Never knew that a 19 year old, Renisha…

Remember who loved you no matter how shitty you treated them.
(via maggylein)


why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

Other teenagers: I lost my virginity at a party.
Me: I lost a follower when I was sleeping.


my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?




imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 


full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl